"I need a nap and an orgasm."

An Ancient Proverb, probably  (via sexual-feelings)

thecutestofthecute:

In honor of Autumn coming soon, here are some happy dogs that love the fall weather are aren’t afraid to show it. Have a great day everyone.

foodtrucker:

i hate cute couples unless they’re 50% me

officialfrenchtoast:

Battery: 30%

let me turn off my phone so I can use it later on

*turns phone back on*

Battery: 8%

what the fuck

urtube:

If i ever see any of you in public, the code is

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that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything

moistwilly:

tbh if i was hot, the chances of me becoming a slut would increase by about idk 800%

brucetimms:

when ur friend got big gossip and u gotta prepare yourself

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